Day -2: It’s Not A Bike!

6 Aug
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Bored with work, made a snap decision to head off to the Nurburgring and the last bits of Europe I haven’t done yet.

Then I got thinking about travelling by car for a change. I’ve done 24,000 miles of commuting by bike in the past 15 months, and got rained on a lot. Suddenly the thought of having a little luxury started to appeal.

Then to choose a car. Has to be convertible to preserve some of the feel and atmosphere of biking. Had to be quick enough for easy overtakes. Had to sound good, feel like a sports car and handle like one. The Z4 was very disappointing to drive. Too slow, too quiet. The SLK was ugly and though it sounds OK, the handling is bizarre. The S2000 is too highly strung and too ugly. An M3 convertible was very quick but felt like any old saloon car.

Then I drove a Boxster S. Perfect. The sound, the feel, the handling, the acceleration. I knew immediately it would be a Boxster. Then I just had to find one that wasn’t broken.

A nice 2005 987 S in immaculate condition with just 44,000 miles fits the bill very nicely. A new clutch switch, new front shocks, some attention to the headlamp washer jets, retro-fitted cruise control, an FM transmitter to address the awful stereo, a couple of mounts for the Go Pro and Ion cameras, and she’s ready to go.

The ferry to Amsterdam is booked. Three hotels at the ring are booked. Roll on Thursday.

Day 37 Kuala Lumpur

15 Oct

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Looks good in the dark. Hard to navigate. Obviously wealthy. World’s highest concentration of Mercedes S-Class. Shopping malls the size of small countries. Chinatown, little India, Menara tower, etc. Good food, good bars, amazing shopping if you’re loaded.

Done. Airport, home, work, plan next year’s pan-American bike trip.

Day 36 Kuala Lumpur

14 Oct

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A short flight to Phuket, limestone karst islands looking spectacular in the turquoise Andaman sea, like Halong Bay from a different angle.

Equally short flight to KL. It takes as long to fly to KL from Phuket as it does to get to the front of the queue at immigration, which takes as long as getting from the airport to downtown.

Mandarin Oriental hotel. So good I haven’t left it yet. Relaxing with amazing city views. Great work out in a gym that is better than any in Newcastle. Swimming in an infinity pool with a view of the KL skyline and city park. With swimming being so new for me, it’s utterly brilliant to be able to enjoy such an amazing pool, especially as there are waiters to bring me cocktails when I finish.

Only have to decide whether to enjoy one of the 9 hotel restaurants and bars or head into town. Last day of this trip tomorrow, but what a way to end!

Day 35 Ko Samui

13 Oct

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Ferry back to Samui. Another beach front hotel. A bit of kayaking, a bit of swimming, a bit of shopping, a bit of laughing at dirty old sex tourists, a bit of local food, a bit of relaxing at the beach.

Day 34 Ko Tao

12 Oct

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I decide not to do any more scuba when I don’t feel safe or confident, so instead I circumnavigate the island by boat, stopping to snorkel in all the best bays.

We see all sorts of fish that swim right up to you and swarm around you. Eventually I’ll upload all the photos I took underwater with my waterproof camera, but for now can only post one taken on my mobile.

Between bays we spot a load of whales swimming and jumping and within minutes there’s a convoy of tourist boats chasing them. Very impressive to see them, hard to photo.

We finish the day at Ko Nangyuan, a gorgeous little trim of islands connected by a thin strip of beach and great for snorkelling, which I’m very pleased to be able to do without assistance of a lifevest. Very satisfying for a complete novice swimmer.